What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
How do you post a bunny?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
How do bunnies stay healthy?
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
HAPPY EASTER EVERYBUNNY!